Maddie threw her head back and laughed as she slammed down the empty shot glass. The three cowboys were passed out drunk on the table. One had fallen out of his chair and she was fairly sure one was dreaming of fucking her. She could see him lying face down, slobbering, hands groping on the hardwood floor and pumping away as his ass surged up and down in the air. That was as far as he would ever get though, because none of these men’s cocks would be good for anything tonight.

The bar was mostly abandoned at this time of night. The barmaid, Mary had returned from upstairs quite a while back with a portly bald man fastening his pants as he left. Mary was tracing a finger across her small breasts and nuzzling the neck of the piano player, who was clanking out some slow, sad racket that Maddie couldn’t stand. Other than her utterly unconscious drinking partners Maddie was the only customer. She stood unsteadily and staggered towards the bar. She placed the shot glass on the bar with a loud thud and the bartender winced, expecting it to break.

“Whusss, Whuss yer name again?” she drunkly slurred.

“Liam. Liam MacConnell,” replied the scot as he cleaned out a beer mug.

“Well, Liam MacConnell…” Maddie returned with a pleasant smile. “I’m a little bit drunk. And I’m lookin’ fer somebody…” she paused and noticed a glint of anticipation in his eye. “I’m lookin’ fer somebody ta fuck me in tha ASS!”

Liam was stunned, but Maddie grabbed him by his full red beard and pulled him towards her across the bar, giving him a kiss. “What say we head upstairs?”

Maddie was not quite as drunk as she was letting on, but she was entertained by making a good show of staggering up the stairs and constantly pawing on Liam as he offered assistance.

When they got into his room upstairs he helped her onto the bed. And she began fumbling with his pants. “Lissen, I dunoo aboot this. Yer powerful drunk and I dun wanna be takin advantage.”

Maddie decided she’d better stop playing up the drunk act if she wanted to get what she wanted out of him tonight. She locked eyes with him. “Aw c’mon Liam. There’s nothing like a nice hard cock up the ass to help sober a girl up!”

If Liam’s head or heart had reservations, they certainly hadn’t shared them with his cock. As Maddie pulled it from his pants it was rock hard and veins protruded all along its sides. A particularly large vein along the top seemed to pulse, and Maddie assumed that it was beating in time with his heart, which must be quite fast. His cock was far thicker than she’d expected and for a moment a bit of hesitation struck. “What if I can’t take such a thick cock up my ass?” she thought, but quickly dismissed that as the booze talking. She never doubted herself, especially when it came to sex.

She stripped out of her clothes in a frenzy, sending them flying all over the room. While Liam’s dick was of a good length, maybe a bit longer than average, that was by no means where Maddie’s focus lay. Looking at the cock again she thought she’d better make sure she was prepared. It seemed thicker around than almost any cock she’d ever seen, definitely wider than any cock she’d had in her ass. For some reason the thought struck her that it was wider than Annie’s forearm and so she moved her forearm beside it. “Fuck!” her brain exclaimed and she was unsure if her mouth had done the same. It was nearly as wide as her own forearm!

She took the massive head of the cock into her mouth. Knowing that she’d want it as well lubricated as she could manage. Even getting the head into her mouth was difficult. She worked up as much saliva as she could, and began stroking it down the length of his cock with her hand. Her other hand flashed furiously upon her clitoris. She played and stroked at her pussy and then began to probe within. Once her hand was good and coated with her own juices, she began teasing at her asshole. She loved the feeling of her finger tracing around the rim of her ass. She pressed and nudged one finger until it slipped inside her. She probed, one knuckle deep, now two. Using the wetness of her pussy which was trailing down into the crack of her ass, she made sure a second finger was ready for insertion. She slid in two fingers and began to work them back and forth. All the while she sucked on the bulbous tip of Liam’s rotund cock.

She started to lift up and was about to present her ass for Liam’s cock, but then thought better of it. Her preparations weren’t quite there yet. Keeping up a frenzied pace of cock-sucking, she slid her ring finger deep inside her pussy, which was almost pouring at this point. She then began to insert three fingers into her asshole. It was tough at first, but soon they all three popped in. As they did, she grimaced a bit, unfortunately causing her to bite down a bit on the head of Liam’s cock. If he minded, he didn’t seem to show it, if anything Maddie would have said that he thought it was a bit of a playful tease. She squatted in front of him, her thighs slick with her own juices and now three fingers were making their way up to the second knuckle deep within her ass.

Finally, she felt ready. Maddie climbed up onto the bed and assumed the classic doggy-style position, but before she let his cock slip from her mouth, she made sure to leave a large amount of saliva resting on top of it. She ran her fingers inside her mouth and then slipped the saliva round her asshole. She reached back and grabbed his cock, making sure the saliva was coated all the way down and pulled him in towards her ass. Almost as an afterthought she looked back over one shoulder and said, “Start off slow. That’s some mighty big man-meat yer packin’.”

Liam nodded in agreement and pressed the head of his cock against her puckering asshole. Maddie slipped her fingers inside her pussy and let her whole body relax. A shock of pain and pleasure ripped through her body as she felt the head of his cock pop inside her. “Yoo know, after seein’ me cock, no lassie has ever been brave enuff ta let me fook her arse!” The sensation was incredible, for both of them. Liam progressively moved his cock deeper into Maddie’s asshole as she bit her lip to keep from yelping.

Once his full length was inside her, he began to slowly pull out, then back in again. He began thrusting inside of her anus slowly, but then he noticed that Maddie had begun to thrust back, and she was picking up speed. He decided to simply sit tight and let her choose her own pace. The problem with that was, her pace was hard and fast. Through sheer willpower alone, he’d managed not to cum immediately as his dick first pressed all the way inside her ass, but this simply could not go on much longer. He felt Maddie bucking underneath him. He could see her fingers dancing along her pussy in between the thrusts which blocked his view. Her legs began twitching and she let out a deep moan of ecstasy. Her bucking and writhing was all it took to set him off. “Oooh, lassie, I’m goona coom!” he cried out.

A sharp, strong, “Do it!” was all that came back.

His cock unloaded a huge shot of cum deep inside her ass. A second spurt followed, and a third. By the fourth his cock has slipped out of her ass, but was nowhere near done. Several more shots followed, arcing up onto her back and eventually dying down to small squirts coating her freckled ass cheeks in his thick white glaze.

Maddie was face down in the mattress, resting on her heaving chest when Liam milked the last of his cum from the tip of his dick. He could see her body moving as she panted and saw his cum dribbling out from her puckering, quivering asshole and sliding down her pussy lips and along her inner thigh.

He flopped onto his back beside her. She turned to face him. Her pale skin flushed and red, let out a long sigh. “Now, Liam,” she let out in a husky whisper, “that’s what I call customer service.”